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Holy Mackerel Bean

Holy Mackerel Bean

Regular price $4.00
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Dive into the deep end of gift-giving with our "Holy Mackerel" magic beans!

These enchanting seeds are perfect for anyone who loves a touch of aquatic humor and a truly unique present.

As they plant their magic beans, they'll be absolutely amazed to see the "Holy Mackerel" message appear on the side of the growing plant. This fun and quirky gift will leave them swimming in delight as they marvel at the message that sprouted from a humble seed.

Your friends and family will be hooked on this unforgettable and whimsical gift, reeling in countless compliments and conversations about their new talking plant. It's a great catch for anyone who appreciates a good pun or simply adores the ocean's wonders.

So cast your net wide and surprise your loved ones with this eco-friendly, hand-engraved gift straight from Sydney - you'll be the talk of the sea and the shore!

What does it come with?

Select how you want your beans delivered. Choose from 3 options:


Just beans. Plump, round and juicy - as nature intended. Beans are double sided (engraved on each side).

Price is per bean.

Eco Card

Your beans are attached to a 100% recycled backing card with growing instructions on the reverse side.

Includes 2 beans (positioned on the card so each side can be seen).

Eco Pot

Everything you need to grow your beans.

Includes 2 beans on an Eco Card, plus an alluminium pot of eco-friendly coconut coir, the ideal magic bean growing medium.

Care information

• Push bean gently into soil
• Water lightly every day
• Place in a sunny spot
• Message will be revealed in 5-10 days
• Message will last ~6 weeks
• Transplant to a bigger home after 4-6 weeks
• Will flower and produce bean pods after ~5 months
• Will continue to grow and last for ~1 year

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    Same Day Shipping

    Your beans are sent out on the day you order.

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    100% Sprouting Guarantee

    Free replacement of any stragglers.

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    Don't Worry, Bean Happy

    If you're not 100% delighted, you get your money back.

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    Nature & Eco-Friendly

    Zero plastic, fully bio-degradable, all recycled packaging.